jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
skate-high: To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
dickfaerie: adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic lol. haha. youre so funny. youre so hot. of course i dont hate you.
me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
qodless: I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal space or boundaries and then get offended or upset when you get mad or they act like its nothing because they’re your parents. They are your children not your fucking property.
tupacabra: one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
laugh-addict: People who pour milk into the bowl before they pour the cereal
romulusthread: panemsrebellion: romulusthread: STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT you are a gay teenage boy NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself
40maleuk: demepls: 40maleuk: give a white girl a pencil and she will draw an eye thats literally all they do is draw fukin eyes Do you know why this is? Because, newsflash, everyone does that. Do you know why THAT is? Because drawing one singular eye is easy to make look neat. And if you draw something that looks neat, it makes you feel special and appreciated and unique. How about,...