jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

(via cuteandcatholic)

skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

(via simply-breath-less)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via vodka-spray-tans)

dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

(via keep-on-flyin)

me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

(via idgafimawesome)

sailorkunt:

HELP

(via vodka-spray-tans)